I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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