so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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