What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
