are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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