i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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