Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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