DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just high enough for therapy.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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