I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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