I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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