some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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