dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I deserve this hangover.
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