How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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