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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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