We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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