i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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