this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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Bring me that man meat
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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