fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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