just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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