I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
