normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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