I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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