try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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