Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
