i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Green mimosas i think yes
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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