she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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