My friends, they love my intelligence
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
