She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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