You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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