Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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