Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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