Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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