There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
