I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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