we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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