I can tuck mytits in my pants
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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