She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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