Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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