Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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