It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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