so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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