Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
