does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
