You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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