I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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