So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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