So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
