I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Text me some of your sweat
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