Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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