just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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