It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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