Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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