Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
