Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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