This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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