Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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