It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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