were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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