A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
smell my finger.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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