Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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