Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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