Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's shark week go big or go home
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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